May 2013
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my...
don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes
eracist:
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
fushigikid:
captainunhook:
what if scott pilgrim has to battle taylor swift’s exes
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
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old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
sealcat:
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” becuase there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
aesthetic-dissonance:
sagihairius:
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
